Sword Art Online: Absurdal Scale -Unofficial Spin Off-
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Ostatnia publikacja pt., mar 15, 2019
Cała historia dzieje się po wydarzeniach z pierwszego i drugiego sezonu SAO i jednocześnie zapomina o istnieniu Alicyzacji i innych tego typu rzeczy.
Kirito po swoich przygodach w grach postanowił stać się kimś w rodzaju testera gier VRMMO, a przy tym wyłapywać problemy z nimi oraz Player Killer'ów. Asuna oczywiście bardzo krzywo się na to patrzy i przez to dzieją się różne absurdalne rzeczy.
UWAGA!
Cała historia to parodia SAO oraz oklepanych do bólu schematów z typowych historii na Wattpadzie. Może zawierać czarny humor oraz multum aluzji do trollpast i kiepskich creepypast.
Jeżeli nie lubisz tego typu rzeczy, jeżeli kłuje Twe oczy nie trzymanie się kanonu to cóż - nie mój problem :D
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