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The Gnatcracker

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Reads 54
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A banjo picking bullfrog wanders around a Louisiana swamp looking for gigs, grandeur and a gnarly gnat.All Rights Reserved

1800s action adventure americanrevolution animals blues bullfrog comedy frog funny funnyjokes gnarly jokes oldwest punchlines pursuit ragtime shortstory southern steamboat swamp travel usa western

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Tue, Jan 8, 2019

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