NOT THAT BAD

Dearest Kaden Mryn Halford,

Everyone hates you. And by everyone, I mean me*. And by me, I mean your best friend (back then).

You changed. And don't delude yourself; ur definitely worse. And everyone knows it. (see above*)

Nonetheless, I hope this letter ruined your birthday. Your parents aren't the only ones who regret u were ever born <3

With very, very strong dislike, disappointment, and disgust,

Tayce Rae Avenda

P.S. everyone* knows u made up your own nickname, Kade. And no one* likes calling you by it.