S A R C A S M
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Sarcasm
(noun)
The use of irony to mock or convey contempt.
Example: "Her voice was hard, mixed with sarcasm and anger at the man she once called father"
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𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐥 ᯓ 𝐀. 𝐍𝐞𝐬𝐬
(ON HIATUS 😿) ʟᴏᴠᴇꜰᴏᴏʟ • An individual who is in love with their significant other but they are not loved back. They long for love from the other person and would do anything for him or her. . 𖦹˙- 𝜗𝜚 "ꜱᴏ ɪ ᴄʀʏ, ɪ ᴘʀᴀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ʙᴇɢ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ ꜱᴀʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ ꜰᴏᴏʟ ᴍᴇ ꜰᴏᴏʟ ᴍᴇ ɢᴏ ᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ꜰᴏᴏʟ ᴍᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ꜱᴀʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ" ∧＿∧ (｡･ω･｡)つ━☆・*。 ⊂/ / ・゜ しーＪ °。+ * 。 .・゜ ゜｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ。 。 ｡ﾟ ･｡･ﾟ![His Emancipator🖤 [His Duet #1]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/323199546-256-k590335.jpg)
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