What Puberty Made Me Do
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Last published Wed, Aug 28, 2019
I'm a teenager and I make a lot of teenager-ish mistakes.
Will I blame my mistakes on myself and take responsibility for my actions?
Should I google the nearest church to go and pay for my sins at, ASAP?
Nah, I'm gonna blame it aaalllll on my good pal, puberty.
(Props to the person who made the cartoon Thor in the cover he looks doooope)
(Also I don't own any images or videos unless I directly say that I do. :))
(100% true stories plus some parts of me being over dramatic about it lmaoo)
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