About Me
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  • Membaca 229
  • Suara 23
  • Bagian 10
  • Durasi 11m
Sedang dalam proses, Awal publikasi Jan 12, 2019
This is my diary/journal of sorts filled with interesting anecdotes, jokes and random thoughts.

I try to be funny here because I strongly believe that I have a sense of humour even if many people tell me otherwise.

Here's a snippet for y'all:

"WARNING: I have a very cynical sense of humour. If you are easily butthurt then I only have one thing to say to you...stop being so easily butthurt."

Here's another one:

"Alright now what has to be done has to be done. There. Is. No. Other. Go." *Steps into the bottomless pit of knowledge, but some how reaches the bottom after a 5 minute long freefall*

And another one:

"Me: *looks at the heavens* You just HATE ME don't ya? *Looks at the receding form of the teacher* You too hate me don't ya?"
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