Urinal Cakes All the Way Down
- Reads 134
- Votes 3
- Parts 1
Ongoing12m
Last published Tue, Jul 24, 2012
Two weeks after Captain Rescue decided to become a full-time crime fighter, he realized he needed a break. A cake break. A urinal cake break, via a free tour. Except the factory had different plans. Was Captain Rescue able to valiantly vanquish the urinal cakes, or did they make a urinal out of him?
All Rights Reserved
#353
rescue
Join the largest storytelling communityGet personalized story recommendations, save your favourites to your library, and comment and vote to grow your community.
You may also like
MARVEL: GAME MAKER SYSTEM
Alex was an ordinary person with the dream of one day being transmigrated to a magical world. But what he didn't expect is that he would be transmigrated to a world much more than that, a world he knew very well, but instead of being given a system that would empower him, he was given a system that allowed him to make games, and the more people played, the more powers he would get. Tony Stark: Son of a bitch, I can do in real life everything this Watch Dogs guy does, but why can't I stop playing? Hulk: HULK HATES DARK SOULS!!! HULK SMASH DARK SOUS ARRRHHHHGGG!!! Nick Fury: If any agent can't complete the Hitman game by next week, that agent will be fired from the Shield! A world of superheroes, but who controls everything is "only" a game developer.
I won't be impressed by technology until I can download food
Hello there fellow humans. Get ready to listen to my story. If you can... Understand my humor... Then... You will love this... "Batman out" *Hits a wall* "To be or not to be" "Wait, wrong answer" Highest ranking: 2 in humor. Wait... 2 as in 2! Wow! This is my life folks. No I'm not kidding. It's all for real! Now I must get back to my Toothless plush named Batman!Complete
Tevun-Krus #42 - Oh, and ANOTHER Thing...
It's TK42. What else did you think we'd do with this one?!Complete
No Nut November
We follow the story of a man who faces a challenge that will test his resolve all for a big pay day. If he loses he'll lose everything. The only problem is the every day challenge and temptations that he'll face along the way. Will he will?Complete
A Second Chance (Wreck it Ralph 1.5)(WIP)
Turbo ends up regenerating due to a glitch in Sugar Rush's coding, but is completely intangible, making him rethink his decisions and realize his faults. It's not untill 2016 when he can figure out a way to communicate with people and make them aware of his current state. This gets to the attention of the main cast, causing Felix to go in and fix his code, much to everyone's dissappointment. It's revealed that Felix was friends with Turbo back when the arcade first opened, so it's decided that he can keep Turbo in his room and try to talk to him. After weeks of work, Game Central Station decides that Turbo should be exiled to the Mystery plug, a plug that gets plugged in a for a few hours after the arcade closes before getting unplugged for the rest of the day. The gang soon finds out that the plug leads to a laptop, that sends Turbo to the Internet, where he meets Tumblr, one of many websites in this foreign world. Meanwhile, Felix can't handle the guilt of abandoning his old friend, so he decides to go back into the plug after him, much to his friends' dismay. Just as things couldn't get worse, the plug gets pulled with Felix inside, and now he has to find a way back to the arcade. Will he be able to reunite with Turbo and head back to his game, or is there a greater evil waiting for them? Read it to find out! This story will make you laugh, cry, laugh until you cry, and cry until you laugh! ...or cringe. It might do that too. Especially if you aren't fond of fanfiction based off of lesser-known Disney movies. Why did I write this again?Complete
Long Distance Love
When Amanda Ridges prank on the fuckboy Ricky Brown goes wrong and lands on the Ice Queen, Jessica Wayne, things get interesting. Of course she'll never realize that Amanda was interested in her. While usually they would have ignored each other, life throws them at each other and what seems like forever is ahead of them. But, shit happens and sometimes people don't make it out. Will they survive? Or will everything fall apart?Complete
Saved by Her
Someone's tricking him, playing with his life. He never realized that, he thought it was his fault the whole damn time. He was so much in misery that he was about to take a dangerous step.... but there's someone else who's watching this and realizing it better than the one suffering. She enters his life not like a chick but like captain marvel who come to help him and save him from doing anything worse. She came with her friends and tried her best to find who's that person tricking. But is it that easy to find the culprit? What happens, whether their relationship breaks or the friendship breaks? Find out! ;) Started~ 24 July 2021 Finished~ 12 Sept 2021 Still under editing tho :]Complete
Angie Fishtail Mermaid Cop
What do you do if you catch a mermaid on your fishing boat? You send her to the Police Academy and make her a cop.Complete
Fun times ahead! (RWBY x Male Reader volume 1)
In the world of Remnant, there are hunters, huntsmen, huntresses, whatever you wish to call them. Their goal in their occupation is to keep the peace in the four kingdoms while growing in strength and skill... But what if there was one boy, who decided he just wanted to be a hunter for fun? Follow (Y/N) on his journey to become the strongest (Even if he doesn't realise it), with his two trusty weapons by his side, he will make many friends and foes, but overall, he never forgets to have fun in this dangerous line of work! RWBY, it's characters and anything else related to the show belong to Monty Oum and Roosterteeth. The only thing I own is this story.Complete
The Billionaire's Billionaire ✔️
Adam is a billionaire, but he is also secretly a billionaire. Did I mention he's a billionaire? Also he's hiding a dark secret. And then there's Kiera Renesmee Jermagesty McKenna Ricardo Rosa de la Montoya Ramirez, a broke waitress who struggles to feed her cheese stick addiction. What happens when their paths cross? How does one make a sandwich with no bread? Is it sexier to cry in Italian or in Turkish? Was there a table in The Lion King? Did they name the fruit orange after the color orange or did they name the color orange after the fruit orange? Read on to possibly find out. Warning: Reading this book may cause a loss of brain cells. Writing this absolute shitfest of a book caused me to drop at least 50 IQ points. Consider yourselves warned. Cover is by @panickedsociety (Highest ranks: #1 in Parody, #1 in satire, #9 in Humor)Complete
Alex was an ordinary person with the dream of one day being transmigrated to a magical world. But what he didn't expect is that he would be transmigrated to a world much more than that, a world he knew very well, but instead of being given a system that would empower him, he was given a system that allowed him to make games, and the more people played, the more powers he would get. Tony Stark: Son of a bitch, I can do in real life everything this Watch Dogs guy does, but why can't I stop playing? Hulk: HULK HATES DARK SOULS!!! HULK SMASH DARK SOUS ARRRHHHHGGG!!! Nick Fury: If any agent can't complete the Hitman game by next week, that agent will be fired from the Shield! A world of superheroes, but who controls everything is "only" a game developer.
More detailsContent Guidelines