Urinal Cakes All the Way Down
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- Mga Boto 3
- Mga Parte 1
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Huling na-publish Tue, Jul 24, 2012
Two weeks after Captain Rescue decided to become a full-time crime fighter, he realized he needed a break. A cake break. A urinal cake break, via a free tour. Except the factory had different plans. Was Captain Rescue able to valiantly vanquish the urinal cakes, or did they make a urinal out of him?
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