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You say Justin Bieber, I say Gun & Roses

You say Taylor Swift, I say AC/DC

You say Lady Gaga, I say Bon Jovi
 
You say Hannah Montana, I say The Rolling Stones
 
You say Owl City, I say Led Zeppelin
 
You say Jonas Brothers, I say The Beatles

 
95% of teens these days listen to the same crappy pop over and over again. If you're one of the 5% who still listens to real music, thumb this up, then copy & paste it to at least 5 videos. don't let rock dieAll Rights Reserved

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