"Why you stupid banana peel, get out of my way before I do something you will regret cause I sure won't!"
"What are going to do if I don't? Hit me? You look like a mouse you can barely hit a fly."
"Oh! You'll see what i'll do if you don't move in 5,4,3,2, and 1... that's it you're done for."
....and then he was never seen again....jk... or am i?
_________________________________________________________________________________
Kaila Henderson, the sweetest, most innocent girl in the whole town, the parents favorite, the Golden Girl if you want, but there is more to her than you think. She may be sarcastic, funny, nice, and kind, but get on her bad side and you won't live to see the next sunrise. She doesn't have the perfect life, nor does she the perfect past, but no one knows. She tries to keep the dangerous side of her hidden away, a side that no one would even think she has. A part of her she wishes she could forget, but there is a part of her that will never let her forget.
Xander Reeves, the words nice or kind do not exist in Xander's dictionary, but he knows that he will be at the beck and call for the right girl. What happens when he meets Kaila the girl he believes is the epitome of innocence, the girl he thinks has no wrong bone in her body, the girl he believes to be the purest person he has ever met. What happens when secrets are revealed and long forgotten memories are brought back?
Expect a lot of plot twists, and a lot of what I hope to be suspense (i'm not very good at that), sarcasm, humor, and love.
_________________________________________________________________________________
Hellloooo....So this is my first book ever, and i'm am trying to make it as not cliche as possible. I would forever be grateful if you guys gave this book a chance despite my poopy description.
Anyways, I love you guys and thank you very much if you decide to give this book a chance.
@ ♠ɮʟǟƈӄʀօֆɛ♠
Geoff and Naomi are dead, and they're depressed, but when Geoff's cat Bernie dies as well, they embark on a wild journey to find it in the underworld.
*****
When Geoff dies, alongside his girlfriend Naomi, they end up sharing an apartment in the Underworld as skeletons. But after a few years, Geoff starts suffering a mid-death crisis. What's the purpose of going through the motions as a skeleton if you can't really live? Then he gets word that his cat, Bernie, just died and he can collect him and bring him home! Geoff and Naomi hurry to get Bernie only to discover that, due to a clerical error, their cat has been lost. With the hunt for Bernie giving new purpose to Geoff's un-life, he and Naomi begin a quest to get back their cat. Battling skeleton pirates, climbing the sky ladder and facing off against the villain who took Bernie, Geoff is determined to find his purpose - or die a second time trying!
[[2018 Wattys Winner - The Originals]]
[[word count: 30,000-40,000 words]]