There's nothing like being a pirate, you get to live by your own rules, come and go as you please. What could be better? I'll tell you what being a pirate on a ship named the Topshelf and everyone is nicknamed after their favorite kind of booze! Come and join us on the high seas. ⚠️WARNING⚠️ THIS STORY HAS LOTS OF SWEARING, LOTS OF DRINKING!!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED