Curvy Jim
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micheal andthescotts is a curvy, chunky and murderous goth clown from my basement. His life is going nowhere until he meets jim halpert, a dusty, stupid man with a passion for a$$.
micheal takes an instant disliking to jim and the pro vaccine and vegan ways he learnt during his years in this d.
However, when a mom tries to vaccinate micheal, jim springs to the rescue. micheal begins to notices that jim is actually rather bloodthirsty at heart.
But, the pressures of jim's job as a butter churner leave him blind to micheal's affections and micheal takes up this d to try an distract himself.
Finally, when furry cow milker, pam beesly, threatens to come between them, jim has to act fast. But will they ever find the cubed love that they deserve?
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