The Pizza Hut Demon

A story about an employee at Pizza Hut dealing with pizza demon summoners.
This was just a small short story I spent a few days on. It was a story I wrote for fun, and I think it shows. It's not serious, like at all, it's a wad of crazy ideas and my attempt at humor. My humor is pretty bad, or at least I think it is idk. So uh, enjoy I guess. If you want this as an actual story, or have any ideas to make this short story better, please tell me. Helpful commentary or critique would be appreciated as well, though it's not necessary.