His Butler, Daring

YAFKKKK ok so after many hours of debating with myself over whether I should stop being a pussy ass bitch and openly write a horribly lewd fan fiction, I have decided to do exactly that. So if you know me irl and/or don't expect this from me... uh, sorry? ANYWAYS, I had to pull it on y'all anyways and just go sicko mode yakwtfgo.

To protect my general dignity and social portrayal of maturity I probably won't be writing one of those strange fanfics where they describe in great detail: cheeky bum sex 😳😳😳

Hopefully I can write an ok fanfic if that is physically possible. I find it easier to write fanfics anyways bc I'm dumb asl and can't make up my own story lines without going ultimately brain dead in the process.

In short, this isn't smut... but it is. This isn't kinky... but it is. Anyways I could pull a quick one on y'all hoezz and write HARDCORE YAO- no.

I'll probably write a fill in book about my existence and a collection of my edgy poems later if this doesn't manage to fill in all of the pointless hours in which I stare at my ceiling listening to suicide boys or compulsively pick at my skin to pass time.

Swag