The Secretive Snicket Story

Max Laker wants adventure. He's been in living in the same town, going to the same school, every single day of his life. It isn't until he and his friends Denny and Megan get shipped off to 667 Dark Avenue. There, they meet several volunteers in need of their help with defeating the villains in the penthouse. This story will be nothing but dreadful and melancholy. That includes a familiar beach, a secret passage way at the bottom of an elevator shift, aqueous martinis, kidnapping, a secret headquarters in the mountains, and a horrible plan to make more orphans. Look away before anything more horrible can happen.