Attack of memes and idk

Mikasa returns with a purse full of breadsticks. She left date with jean cause he not like eggg. She says this to armin. levi rolls onto the scene. whee is hange? She yeeted eren and rainer over the wall because they were fortnite dances. Sasha is tide pod. Connie says plz no dont tide pod. Where is historia and ymir? Man door hand hook car door. Where is squad levi? Dead.

( I wrote this in the 3 minutes before piano so it doesn't make sense)

This fanfiction play thing is about Attack on titan with loads of meme and vine references. Hope you enjoy!