Beach Ball Bob

via https://www.deviantart.com/catrap0/art/Beach-Ball-Bob-781424094

In the town of Animal Crossing there is an urban legend...

Once there was a man who found a hammer, it could make anything you could think of, the only problem was what ever it made was sentient and indestructable. So this was ok until the day he created a beach ball, which he named Bob. The problem with Bob was, he himself could create ballons that would grasp villagers and pull them just 339 feet into the air. Bob was insane and loved doing this. He was imprisoned in an old mansion.

The Crafter who found the hammer went to were the two wise hermits and the woods lived to hide the hammer. They had him construct an oversized plastic hammer and port-a-potties. They made 5 holes large enough to contain the port-a-potties. They had the crafter throw the hammer in the middle of them. Then he was blind folded while they hid the hammer in one.

Then after removing his blind fold they blinfolded themselves and told him to crush the port-a-potties with the oversized hammer. Once that was done he moved them to a random whole. Finally the hermits removed their blinfolds and together they buried the Master Hammer. Everything seemed fine until they day a young villager dared to sneak into the house of Bob. But that's a story for another day.