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Kazoo's Insanity

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Used to be a Story called A Siren's Lamentation. But I discontinued that- and now it's just really a place for me to vent, post art, or just tell who ever will read this funny stories. 

I doubt anybody will ever read this but hey I still put out the effort cause I don't care what the world thinksAll Rights Reserved

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