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Ongoing, First published Jun 08, 2014
"Mom, I grabbed the last-" 

"Uh..Ma'am..what are you doing here?" 

"Umm..hunting elephants, DUUR! What do you think I'm doing, I'm here getting groceries!" I Say sarcastically, not looking up from my phone. 

"Nice one! Harry I like her, let's keep her" Says a slightly higher pitched British voice. 

"Shush Louis!" Another one says. 

I roll my eyes annoyed and and stuff my phone in my pocket , before looking up at the people who interrupted me. I raise one eyebrow as usual see 5 boys standing there. I glance at them all for a few seconds, one has a red varsity jacket one. He has black hair styled into a quiff..he looks very Vain. One has a striped shirt on with jeans on, feathery brown hair styled to the side. I move on, scanning the blonde one quickly, he's wearing a  green  t-shirt that says "Irish luck is on me, man Be Jelly!".I chuckle at that and move on. I see a cute looking boy with brown hair styled into a small quiff. I then look at the 'leader' of this group. (Well he's standing in the front, looking at me with a cocky pineapple smirk) He has curly brown hair and gorgeous green eyes.  

"Are you done checking me out, love?" I hear Curly ask. 

I shoot a glare at him and clear my throat. "I was actually looking behind you at the umm-. I peak behind him to see what groceries are stocked up there. "The lettuce! Yes! Because I love lettuce! I have chosen now so if you would move that way a bit, I would like to go get my lettuce now!" I Say, making up that in my mind as I went. 

"Yeah..not unless you give me that pineapple." 

I gasp and clutch the last pineapple to my chest and shake my head furiously. He takes a cautious step forward and I take one back.  

"Give it!" 

"Why!"  

"Well Sorry to say this but...

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