Pamietniki Jozefa
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Last published Mon, Jan 21, 2019
byl rok 84. wyszedlem po mleko. spotkalem ruska z dziewica na ramieniu, przyrabalem mu mlekiem.zaczelem spierdzielac ale on byl szybki skubany, a ta dziunia spadla na ryj i sie stoczyla
tak se lece a ten za mna i nagle go wyjebalo to zem sie smiac zaczal i zwinny mistrz ortografi zwany jakubem ktory byl moim kompanem uratowal mnie.tak zaczela sie nasza przygoda z biciem a potem uciekaniem przed ruskami.
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