Cheating Hoe
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- Parts 4
This is an inside joke that went too far. I mean, you can read it if you want, but it's full of tropes.
Rated PG-13 for language
"10/10
ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʜᴏᴡ ᴀ sᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ ᴊᴏᴋᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴋᴀʏ ᴋᴀʏ ᴄʜᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʀᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ ᴏʙᴊᴇᴄᴛs ᴛᴜʀɴᴇᴅ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀɴ ᴇɴᴛᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴɪɴɢ sᴛᴏʀʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴏsᴛʟʏ ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏs ᴜs ᴀᴄᴄᴜʀᴀᴛᴇʟʏ. ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇғᴇʀᴇɴᴄᴇs ᴛᴏ sʜɪᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴᴇᴅ/ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴs/ᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟʏ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴅᴏ ɪʀʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ ᴅʀᴀʀʀʏ ᴏʀ sᴇɴᴅɪɴɢ ᴀʀʀᴏᴡ ᴍᴇᴍᴇs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴛᴇ. ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛʜɪs sᴛᴏʀʏ ᴄᴀᴍᴇ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴋᴀʏ ᴋᴀʏ ᴄᴏɴsᴛᴀɴᴛʟʏ ʜᴜɢɢɪɴɢ ᴀ ʙʟᴇᴀᴄʜᴇʀ ᴅᴜʀɪɴɢ ɢʏᴍ ᴄʟᴀss" - Critically acclaimed author of Broken Trust and Phantom In Star City, IWriteShittyStories
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