Peek into the Past

"Yeah... WELL, I don't swear... well I do." I laugh. "But I try not to."
"You're so innocent and tiny... how can you possibly swear?" He laughs.
"Innocent? You just met me." I giggle and shake my head at him.
"Yeah... well you seem..." and I cut him off.
"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait... you said I'm tiny?" Please explain tiny.
"Yeah. You're so short and small." I laugh oh... I am not "small" if you are referring to my waist. "What's so funny?" He grins.
"I am not tiny. I have a pretty normal height." No... you're definitely pretty short.
"Oh... wow. What are you 4'8"?"
"Woah! Offensive much?" I laugh. "I am." I clear my throat for the grand confession. "5'3". He laughs.
"I'm sorry... but that's the best joke I have ever heard." I send him a death glare. "As if that's a normal height."
"It is!.. oh. Turn right here." I point at the corner.
"Ok. But um... what make you think that's normal?"
"How tall are you?" I try to avoid his question.
"Wanna hear a joke?" I laugh. Um? What?
"Uhh... sure." I say.
"Alright. Why did Harry put a 12 inch ruler under his pillow?" I chuckle a little because I already know the answer to this one.
"Um... because he wanted to see how long he sleep?" I laugh at me killing his joke and he joins me.
"No. To measure how tall Sophie is." He burst into laughter when I stop laughing.
"Oh you're just such the comedian!" I say very sarcastically but still laugh because it was kinda funny.
"You get it? Because you're shorter than 12 inches... and I normally see the lady of my dreams at night. Hence... it's night." He smiles and glance at me. Causing every part of my body to go numb because of overheating... oh my GOD! Girl.. he's good.
"Cute..." I giggle. Finally we're here at the campus. With 30 minutes to spare. "But thanks for the ride."
"Yeah no problem. I kinda hate for a girl to walk alone at night."
"Yeah... well, um.. bye?" I grin and my cheeks heat up when he grins back.
"See ya later Soph."