Dead End

The Mummy's lair,
It isn't fair,
You end up dead if you go there.

So, you know, read this book if you dare.

Don't get me wrong, this does sound like one of those Mummy stories that come a dime a dozen, but I like to think this is... Different. Perhaps, odd. Creepy, with a touch of gore. I hope your not squeamish.
That would help.

But of course, you are all chickens who don't want to meet the Mummy. Really, he's quite nice. He actually gives you a choice-
Of how to die, that is.