Rude's Adventure's
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Last published Sat, Jan 19, 2019
Hey, hi, hello, greetings, salutation's- yeah, okay I should probably stop the greeting there before I take it too far. Anyways as you can (you should!) guess from the title of what this is all about- my damn adventures! I'm Rude Matthews and my great creator is letting me have a book all about me! Me, me, me, me, me! That was probably egotistical of me to just say 'me' repeatedly but- I'm excited and I can't help it! Can! You! Tell! By! All! The! Exclamation! Points? Any who- lemme tell you a bit about this great book. You will be reading lots of things- like memories from when I was young, current events (like how my birthday is soon), and adventures of course. See you in the stories- friends? People? Anyone who's out there and reads about me! Me- Rude Matthews!
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