Darwinism
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All is not peaceful amongst our dear, cave-dwelling friends. For one thing, they're so far behind the Universal Revised Schedule for Evolving Life-Forms (URSELF) that they're catching it up in quite the opposite direction. Sooner or later, the Heavenly Editor really, genuinely will have to get round to giving them a good talking to. There are truly no two ways about it. Just let him finish his doughnut, ladies and gentlemen. A working man's last- only- pleasure...
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