Hench!

Every great story about a hero shares the same key traits: a cool soundtrack, amazing scenery, a bumbling super villain, and a costumed weirdo traipsing around in his pajamas being showered with praise for committing assault on a serial, and quite frankly disturbing, scale. You know how it goes; the villain hatches a plan, the hero discovers the plan, trespasses on usually private property, causes loads of likely uninsured property damage, goes wild with the financial and physical abuse, and manages to "save the day," only to come back a week lacter and do it all over again to a new totally innocent victim. We've heard the story dozens of times, dozens of ways, from dozens of people. This is not one of those stories. This is the story of one of the true "heroes" of villainy, a man destined to become history's greatest villain. This is the amazing, untold story of Marcus Kine, henchman extraordinaire and his humble journey to infamy. My story.