Pickup lines
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Last published Tue, Aug 13, 2019
JiminxSuga what if pickup line were really jokes.
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"I can't deal with it" -jimin
"What do you hate me or something"-suga
"Yes so much to the point it makes me love you"-jimin
"What's wrong with that" -Suga
"I still don't like you though that's what makes it complicated"-jimin
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