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C'est un recueil de lapsus que j'ai pu dire durant toute ma vie entière, tout dimplement.
Bon, vous avez là un exemple type de lapsus présents dans ce recueil. J'espère pouvoir vous divertir avec certains de ces lapsus, mais ça, ça sera à vous d'en juger par vous-même.
Je vous souhaite à tout une très bonne lecture !
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TOXIC LOVE┃Chucky x Reader
You're a fan of the movies. You're a fan of horror. Deciding on getting the replica of Chucky from the well known sequels, you get the best version of him, when he had stitches. (Seed of Chucky) 'Movies are movies' you thought. Fiction turned for the worst as it became a reality. Nothing was as it seems. Was "worst" a good word for it? ---------- Hey guys, thanks if you clicked on this book! I don't know if I've completely lost my mind with writing this, but quarantine got me doing new things and binge watching old movies that I almost forgot about- ---------- BEFORE READING_ (YOU ARE 18). This story will contain: Strong language, Gore, Mild and Heavy Intimacy, Graphic Sex, Doll touching (obviously), Doll sex, Name Calling, Murder/Homicide, Use of Drugs, Slight Depression, Arguing, Trust Issues, Conflict, Tension, Surprise, Alter in Behavior, Mystery, Suspense, Controversy. DC- Chucky will NOT turn human in this book and you will not turn into a doll, If you're not into that, don't report, click off. Thanks! ---------- Language: English ---------- BOOK COVER MADE BY @certifiedgoodguy OLD USERNAME: dontboremeHoàn thành
An Out of this World Lover
After being betrayed by her long time boyfriend, Dylan instantly fell out of love with the scumbag she had already wasted years with. Dreams of a beautiful wedding, a happy marriage and kids all went flying out the window when she accidently learned what he had done. She made plans immediately to escape and restart her life away from him. The change had not been easy for her. Budgeting carefully, working long hours and skipping meals made for hard living. She was making the best of her life and the fallout from walking away from a four year relationship that wasn't working for her. Since sneaking a dumpster kitten into her apartment for companionship and his prime bug hunting skills, things were looking up. She thought she had things under control. Until she returns to her small apartment to find her best friend, roommate and emotional support animal had made a grand escape while she was out. Dylan was not expecting to have an out of this world encounter while looking for Mr. Moo. She never would have ever predicted what would happen next. . . *** Have you grown weary of smutty romance with wolves or shifters or vampires or dragons or demons? Are you looking for a more *unique* smut romance for titillation? Well my friend, let's just say recent world events have put me in a weird frame of mind and this is gonna get weird and maybe sexy if weird does anything for you. Anticipated content warnings are: mind altering substances inter species shenanigans weird sexHoàn thành
Forbidden Bird of Night |18+|
𝘼 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙬𝙤 𝙨𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙨 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙙 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙝𝙚𝙧, 𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙞𝙣 𝙖 𝙙𝙞𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙪𝙖𝙜𝙚. |"𝙋𝙚𝙧𝙛𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣'𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙣 𝙄𝙡𝙡𝙪𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣, 𝙄𝙩'𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙡𝙖𝙬𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙞𝙩 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜."| |"𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙖𝙩 𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧. 𝙊𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙢𝙚-𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚𝙛𝙞𝙚𝙡𝙙. 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙤𝙣... 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙢𝙚."| 𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙖 𝙛𝙖𝙣 𝙤𝙛 𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝘾𝙖𝙧𝙢𝙚𝙡 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙝𝙚'𝙨 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙯𝙯𝙡𝙚𝙙 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮, 𝙄 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙𝙣'𝙩 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙄𝙩 𝙤𝙛𝙛 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮. 𝑫𝒊𝒔𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒔 & 𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔 -He has a condition called Synesthesia where he can taste colors/sounds. -She suffers from (DPD) Dependent personality disorder. 𝑪𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒖𝒎(Past) || A 16-year-old who was given away at 14, now living In an orphanage planning his escape, but stumbles upon a young girl before his leave. 𝑪𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒖𝒎 (Present) || A businessman who now works In an art museum showcasing his art based on memories from his past. ・‥...━━━━━━━☁
Settling Slowly
2015 rolled in with a bang, and it did not have the grace to gift me with a social life that everyone in a one hundred year radius would be jealous of or that is even just the talk of the town. Instead I got myself into a complicated relationship which wasn't much talked about, a relationship that I didn't get into is talked about all the time and university is around the figurative corner. That is where you can factor in people I suppose I should call 'fans', the fascination that comes in with cutlery, pots, pans and other formerly boring things. But let us not forget that my parents are finally getting married and Mum can't shop for lace without me wanting to kill her, add in a dose of sleepless nights, invigorating kisses - which have nothing to do with the sleepless nights and a lot to do with nightmares - Harriet not knowing the meaning of the words "you're done" and Ice Ice Baby is still a thing. We're all growing up (except Dad who will still make inappropriate jokes at every inappropriate moment, some to do with what cannot be done when you're wearing a plaster cast) and holidays are being planned though some are less holiday and more a mad dash to find somewhere to live out in the big wide world without our parents. Life might be moving on, but I still go to McDonald's late at night with my friends. Some things at least don't change. Sequel to: Falling Fast CompleteHoàn thành![Los Siete Demonios Mortales- BTS FF {COMPLETED} [EDITING]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/158422355-256-k784004.jpg)
Los Siete Demonios Mortales- BTS FF {COMPLETED} [EDITING]
*Pride* *Lust* *Greed* *Wrath* *Gluttony* *Sloth* *Envy* 'People told me stories about them, suggesting that they may or may not exist. As if they were a myth. But I know they exist. I made a deal with them.' Languages included: (Mixture) English and Spanish. (Will update if I add another language in this story) Mature language and scenes. I don't own BTS or pictures. 🖤RANKINGS🖤 {Aug 25,2018} #3 -#dealwiththedevil- {Jan 20, 2021} #149 -#btsyoongi-Hoàn thành
WEREWOLVES 101 - Beginners Guide
This is where I confusingly ramble on and on about Werewolves, but somehow it makes sense. All nerds welcome. This is a safe space, this is a ✨nerd✨ space. Here we talk about all things Werewolves. And I'm going to ramble about random things. After this has finished, I will still add questions and answers to the Q/A because I need something to do in life. So send questions.) In this book I cover: • The world's view on Werewolves • Teen Wolf's view on Werewolves • Wattpads view on Werewolves • My view on Werewolves • Werewolf abilities • Alpha Werewolf Abilities • Mind Links • Mates, Marking, and Mating • Shifting • Clichés • The Wolf • Moon Goddess • Other Supernatural Creatures • Humans and their annoying(or not) roles. • GRAMMAR • Q/A I do not cover Pack Hierarchy in this, because for me that's a whole other matter, I need one whole book for that. It's- this is a wonderful subject that I'm obsessed with(I'm literally SO obsessed with Werewolves it's not a joke.) I'm in my research mode. !Slow Updates! Fun fact: A cats meow is they're way of communicating with people. Cats meow for many reasons- like to say hello, to ask for things, and to tell us when something's wrong. Meowing is an interesting vocalization in that adult cats don't actually meow at each other, just at people. I can vouch for that since my two cats never meowed at each other, just at the humans.Hoàn thành
Next Time I Give You My V-Card Remind Me That We Are Best Friends (Unedited)
Hi I'm Sam; I'm tall, pretty, and extremely awkward. Words cannot describe how awkward I am. My story is not like all the other lucky pretty girls who end up with their best friend, who is a player and magically changes.Resulting in the couple getting married at age 16 because they cannot wait any longer,or the girl gets knocked up and the guy gets happy that he is a dad at 17. No,not how my story works. My story is about how my best friend dumped me after sleeping with me. You see people never write about that part in the story where it doesn’t work out, but I did. Because I think mine is interesting and embarrassing, sexy (kind of), and funnyHoàn thành
𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙇𝙔 𝙊𝘽𝙎𝙀𝙎𝙎𝙄𝙊𝙉 || 𝙅𝙀𝙊𝙉 𝙅𝙐𝙉𝙂𝙆𝙊𝙊𝙆
𝘼 𝙈𝙖𝙛𝙞𝙖 𝙍𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 " 𝙇𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙖𝙣 𝘼𝙧𝙩. 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙧𝙖𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙞𝙘𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙡𝙮, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙩'𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙮. " ~ 𝘼𝙇𝙀𝘾𝙏𝙍𝙊𝙉𝘼 𝙀𝙑𝘼𝙉𝙎 🦋💐🖌️ " 𝙎𝙪𝙣 ! 𝘼𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙖 𝙇𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝘿𝙖𝙧𝙠 𝙉𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 , 𝙢𝙮 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙚𝙨 𝙖 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙨𝙪𝙣𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙚! 𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙨𝙚𝙩 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣! 𝙄 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙞𝙛 𝙞𝙩 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙨 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙊𝙧 𝙈𝙮 𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙇𝙔 𝙊𝘽𝙎𝙀𝙎𝙎𝙄𝙊𝙉, 𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙢𝙮 𝙨𝙪𝙣 𝙜𝙤 𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙮 ! 𝙄 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙜𝙤 𝙎𝙪𝙣! " ~ 𝙅𝙀𝙊𝙉 𝙅𝙐𝙉𝙂𝙆𝙊𝙊𝙆 🥂👄🔪 𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙖 𝙙𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙈𝙖𝙛𝙞𝙖 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙡𝙮 𝙤𝙗𝙨𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙬𝙞𝙛𝙚? 𝘼 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙠 𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙗𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙞𝙩 𝙞𝙨. 𝙈𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝘼𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙. 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙠. 𝙄𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙨𝙢𝙪𝙩 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙨𝙠𝙞𝙥 𝙞𝙩. 𝙐𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙞𝙩 𝙘𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙗𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙥𝙞𝙚𝙙 𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚 .Hoàn thành
You're a fan of the movies. You're a fan of horror. Deciding on getting the replica of Chucky from the well known sequels, you get the best version of him, when he had stitches. (Seed of Chucky) 'Movies are movies' you thought. Fiction turned for the worst as it became a reality. Nothing was as it seems. Was "worst" a good word for it? ---------- Hey guys, thanks if you clicked on this book! I don't know if I've completely lost my mind with writing this, but quarantine got me doing new things and binge watching old movies that I almost forgot about- ---------- BEFORE READING_ (YOU ARE 18). This story will contain: Strong language, Gore, Mild and Heavy Intimacy, Graphic Sex, Doll touching (obviously), Doll sex, Name Calling, Murder/Homicide, Use of Drugs, Slight Depression, Arguing, Trust Issues, Conflict, Tension, Surprise, Alter in Behavior, Mystery, Suspense, Controversy. DC- Chucky will NOT turn human in this book and you will not turn into a doll, If you're not into that, don't report, click off. Thanks! ---------- Language: English ---------- BOOK COVER MADE BY @certifiedgoodguy OLD USERNAME: dontboreme
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