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C'est un recueil de lapsus que j'ai pu dire durant toute ma vie entière, tout dimplement.
 Bon, vous avez là un exemple type de lapsus présents dans ce recueil. J'espère pouvoir vous divertir avec certains de ces lapsus, mais ça, ça sera à vous d'en juger par vous-même.
Je vous souhaite à tout une très bonne lecture !
Au revoir et peut être à bientôt dans les commentaires !Tüm hakları saklıdır

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CHAPITRE 1 : RECUEIL DE LAPSUS
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CHAPITRE 1 : RECUEIL DE LAPSUS
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