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RECUEIL DE LAPSUS

LETTURE 12
Voti 1
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LETTURE 12
Voti 1
Parti 1
Tempo <5 mins

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C'est un recueil de lapsus que j'ai pu dire durant toute ma vie entière, tout dimplement.
 Bon, vous avez là un exemple type de lapsus présents dans ce recueil. J'espère pouvoir vous divertir avec certains de ces lapsus, mais ça, ça sera à vous d'en juger par vous-même.
Je vous souhaite à tout une très bonne lecture !
Au revoir et peut être à bientôt dans les commentaires !Tutti i diritti riservati

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CHAPITRE 1 : RECUEIL DE LAPSUS
mer, mag 6, 2020

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Hiccup x Reader (Race To The Edge)

ANNOUNCEMENT: My HTTYD series is currently undergoing revisions. If things change while you are reading, I apologize for the inconvenience. Please have patience with me. This process takes a while and I'm currently working on other stories as well. But I hope to improve your experience overall, so it will be worth it in the end. Thank you for your support and patience! These are a bunch of one-shots that I wanted to do based on the Netflix 'Race To The Edge' series. A bunch of them will be off of real episodes and I may add some of my own episode ideas in. All of these one-shots will be strung together as if they were actual episodes. (Cover art made by @IvoCharles and once again I give thanks to this person cause that is so awesome!)