Worst Paranormal Romance Ever
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Warning: This is a satire. It is not recommended for fans of Twilight and other paranormal romances. The heroine does not immediately fall in love with the gorgeous, mysterious boy who swears they are soulmates who will be together forever because of destiny. Nor does she appreciate the way he lurks outside her bedroom, staring at her, and then almost gets her killed by an evil My Little Pony. She has serious doubts that the fate of his world really does depend on her sacrificing everything she cares for--although she feels bad about all the magical creatures who might die if he is telling the truth. But, most of all, it’s driving her crazy that her three best friends don’t believe her when she tells them she’s being stalked by magical creatures (who are decidedly NOT cute) and that the boy everyone is drooling over isn’t as great as he seems. This heroine will have to take care of herself. With any weapon she can find. Although, so far, all she’s found is an old garbage can lid.
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