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Worst Paranormal Romance Ever

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Warning: This is a satire. It is not recommended for fans of Twilight and other paranormal romances. The heroine does not immediately fall in love with the gorgeous, mysterious boy who swears they are soulmates who will be together forever because of destiny. Nor does she appreciate the way he lurks outside her bedroom, staring at her, and then almost gets her killed by an evil My Little Pony. She has serious doubts that the fate of his world really does depend on her sacrificing everything she cares for--although she feels bad about all the magical creatures who might die if he is telling the truth. But, most of all, it’s driving her crazy that her three best friends don’t believe her when she tells them she’s being stalked by magical creatures (who are decidedly NOT cute) and that the boy everyone is drooling over isn’t as great as he seems. This heroine will have to take care of herself. With any weapon she can find. Although, so far, all she’s found is an old garbage can lid.All Rights Reserved

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Forrest Green by leewest_1124

HE MADE HER HEART SMILE...AND SHE WAS THE REASON HE DID. After moving to a new town, Wynter Whitman wants to get her senior year of high school done and over with. She doesn't want friends, not after what happened last summer. She's determined to get through this last year without incident. Her plans quickly change when she meets a mysterious green-eyed boy who pops up everywhere, becomes friends with Eryn, a small redhead with a big personality, and her past comes back to haunt her again. Join Wynter as she battles with her heart and her head over what she feels is right and what she knows is wrong, all the while trying to keep her sanity intact. **This is a WEREWOLF story, but I tried to not make it super generic, I tried to stay away from that.**

The Billionaire Mafia Boss Alpha Bad Boy and Me by YYeung128

A parody... except it slowly gets less satirical as I get way too attached to the characters and turn the story into a shipping-fest ~~~~ "Why are you doing this?" I whispered. He slammed me against another locker. I could see anger, sadness, envy, happiness and lust in his teal green orbs. "Because you're mine." He smirked, gnashing his teeth against mine. ~~~~ Brynn Winters is a 17 year old good girl. She is sweeter than sugar. She is also sarcastic and quirky and innocent and naive and snarky and is a bookworm and not like other girls. She also has trauma to (barely) compensate for her lack of personality. She believes in love but she has never experienced any, until she met him. Ryder Daniels is a 18 year old bad boy. He is sweeter than sin. He is dark and mysterious and plays football (not shown in book). He smokes and drinks beer. He is a ladies' man and a player. He has walls around his heart and some dark secrets that is definitely not spoiled in the title. He does not believe in love. Brynn and Ryder are opposites. So what happens when they meet? He is not who she thinks he is. Will it end in disaster? Or will it end in love? Will it end in flames? Or will it end in a different kind of flame? As disasters come their way, will they choose love or not love? Will their secrets drive them apart? Or will they trust in each other? Join them on their journey of love. There will be love, annoying sluts, conversations that doesn't pass the Bechdel test, cliche tropes, glaring plot holes, subtly glaring plot holes, socialism, orbs, humor, secondhand embarrassment and the tiniest hints of homoeroticism. ~~~~ Reviews (aka criticisms that I'm too lazy to correct): "From a horribly done parody to horribly done leftist propaganda." "Brynn and Ryder are the most frustrating couple I've ever read." "Where humor" "You can't use parody as an excuse for bad writing, you know."

Breakable by HannahDey

Casey is going through what she'd call a life-crisis. She's going to lose her job, she lost her boyfriend and she feels like a burden on her best friend. That's when things get a little more interesting for her, she meets a new group of people that allows her to explore a world unknown to her. She's dragged into this new world by force and has to then adjust and learn about things she's always thought of as fake. On her journey she attempts to chase the man who saved her, even though he seems to not be interested in the slightest. COMPLETED* Still under editing :)

Blood Chains by EtherealMoonWriters

For generations, Lunars, Enchants, and Obscures have strived to stay hidden from the human world. And, for the most part, they have, with the humans remaining blissfully unaware of their existence. They live amongst humankind as friends and colleagues, neighbors and classmates, and even as significant others. But the world is constantly changing... . . . "What have you done..." "I did what you were too weak to do." . . . "Why can't you just admit that you like me? That you want to be with me." "You're confused. I don't like you. Never have and never will." "I know you do. I know-" "You hope, I think you mean. You're so desperate for attention, it's nauseating. All you do is annoy me, and honestly it's no wonder that you're still single. I couldn't imagine anyone staying around long enough to be with you." . . . "Wolves mate for life." "If it's a life with you, I don't mind." Updates every Monday @ 5pm CST

The Triangle by kt_the_writer

"Why are we like this?" "This is what our destiny wanted." "No this is all what YOU wanted," I said quite harshly and then definitely regretted and apologised for that. ***** The whole story revolves around a young girl who is unaware about her supernatural abilities. What will happen when she will come to know about her inhuman abilities? What will happen when she will figure out the mystery of her boyfriend's death? WHO IS SHE?.... ***** All the characters and events of the story are fictitious which has no relation with real life. The story depicts fantasy, mystery, thriller and romance. ©All rights reserved 🚫 I do not allow my work to be used in any way without my permission.🚫 Note: Pictures/photos are not owned by me. Credit goes to the real owner. ⚠️Plagiarism is crime⚠️

Rise of the Werechipmunks (ONC 2022) by TenaciousPterodactyl

Losing your soulmate to a herd of bloodthirsty chipmunks is never a good way to start your day. Not learning his name before his untimely decapitation? That's even worse. Wattpad-obsessed Sophie has never been in love. When a handsome new student proclaims his love for her after one conversation, she's delighted. Apparently, he's a werewolf (score!) and she's his soulmate. But before she can ask whether he's a possessive billionaire like all proper werewolves, he gets eaten by rodents. Very big, hungry rodents. Stuck in the center of the centuries-old battle between werewolves and werechipmunks, Sophie will do her best to stay alive, fall in love, and maybe even conquer a chipmunk or too along the way.

My Fucked Up Fairytale by pinenutters

TEASER: "No fiancée of mine needs to learn how to fight." His breath flows upon the prickling skin of my neck. I close my eyes, involuntarily shuddering in response. "All you need to know how to do is satisfy me." "How exactly am I supposed to satisfy you?" The answer to such a question is obvious, yet, like the idiot I am, I still asked him. "Blood...and of course, other means." BLURB: When college student Cyra finds her life falling apart after a brutal breakup, she wishes for an escape-only to awaken in a realm filled with sword-wielding vampires, deadly elves, and more fantastical creatures. Unfortunately for Cyra, she's been chosen to marry a powerful vampire prince... and kill him. Trapped between survival and a dagger with a destiny, she must navigate a world where fairytales come soaked in blood, sarcasm, and forbidden attraction. WARNING: This story contains scenes involving sexual assault/harassment. The chapters containing these potentially triggering subjects all have warnings at the start of them! Please read at your own discretion! RANKINGS: ⭐️#3 in adult - 12/28/23 ⭐️#9 in werewolf - 12/28/23 ⭐️ #4 in mature audience - 4/2/24 ⭐️ #1 in werewolfandvampire -5/27/24 ⭐️ #10 in unrequitedlove - 8/2/24 ⭐️ #1 in adultsituations - 8/5/24 ⭐️ #10 in -romance - 1/4/25 ⭐️ #7 in -romance - 3/18/25 ⭐️ #8 in vampireromance - 5/14/25

Let's Go For A Pint (Vampire/Humor) by Queen_Raiden

Wattys 2017 winner in The Originals category!!!! This is NOT a romance between the main character and some hunky guy. These are the adventures of vampire Lena as she lives her life from day to day alongside her human flatmate Carmen. Together they encounter human rights activists (not what you think), overly attached exes, vampire geeks, quarrelsome shapeshifters, some really chill people, and a boy band. Let's Go For A Pint is a satire/genre parody revolving around tropes associated with vampire fiction (mostly tv and film portrayals but written works may be alluded) Season 1 is up. While marked as complete, expect ongoing editing and bonus content to appear. Cover made in Canva

Breaking Walls with the Beta {Book 1} by kaitlynlovesbooks

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Meet the best Alpha ever, Lance Stryder. Are you tired of werewolf stories where the Alpha yells out "MINE" and practically kidnaps the main character? Are you tired of Alphas being too possessive and too jealous? Are you tired of seeing all the signs of an abusive relationship glamorized here on Wattpad? Are you tired of the way the main character is shy? Or is always abused and needs a man to help her? Are you tired because of plain life? Well look no further because this werewolf story is probably for you. ************************** Overhearing a murder conspiracy between two Alphas, Ava is running for her life. Those Alphas want to kill her for it. That's when she runs into her mate, Lance Stryder. The Demon Alpha. She puts on a fake front of who she is, but can she trust her mate that everyone else seems to fear? Ava discovers things about herself she never knew, and her mate she didn't see coming. Highest ranking: #1 Romance #1 Alpha #1 Luna #1 Supernatural #1 Witches #2 Vampire #5 Werewolf #33 Humor

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Breaking Walls with the Beta {Book 1} cover

The Demon Alpha (Stryders #1) - PUBLISHED cover

Forrest Green

HE MADE HER HEART SMILE...AND SHE WAS THE REASON HE DID. After moving to a new town, Wynter Whitman wants to get her senior year of high school done and over with. She doesn't want friends, not after what happened last summer. She's determined to get through this last year without incident. Her plans quickly change when she meets a mysterious green-eyed boy who pops up everywhere, becomes friends with Eryn, a small redhead with a big personality, and her past comes back to haunt her again. Join Wynter as she battles with her heart and her head over what she feels is right and what she knows is wrong, all the while trying to keep her sanity intact. This is a WEREWOLF story, but I tried to not make it super generic, I tried to stay away from that.