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LOL The JOKE book

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Are you having a crappy day? Do you just wanna laugh at 1 am in the morning?Are you sick and need something to make you feel better?
THEN this book is just for you!
Some maybe weird 
Some maybe stupid
Some maybe AWESOME
Why are you still reading this? GO READ THE BOOK!!!
Enjoy :D
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