Eugeo Finds Out!

I got curious about what would happen if Eugeo found out that Kirito has a wife, And a kid. I mean, imagine his face right?
So this will be a book of different one shot scenarios in which Eugeo finds out about asuna, yui, and sometimes even Kirito's whole ridiculous harem of followers.

Disclaimer: I do not own Sword art online or any of its characters.
Warning: the following scenarios will probably not be in accordance with the anime or manga.(I mean, obviously, but I thought I should say it anyway.)