An Insider's Guide to California
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True or false?
Characteristics of California:
Full of blondes wearing bikinis - T
Students surf to school - T
Full of potheads - T
Stars are everywhere - T
It doesn't snow - T
The most diverse state - ???
One of five states without a white majority - ????
Well, this book is for anybody who wants to learn about California for any reason and can put up with my odd humor. Written by a native Californian.
Inspired by @Mikkow3 's Canada book ❤
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