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The Rant Book

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Reads 3,145
Votes 98
Parts 53
Time 3h 11m

This here is my wonderful, crazy, messed up, and absolutely interesting rant book!  You guys can read all the wonderful things I have to say about some of the topics that I'm sure affect many of us today (alright I'm gonna re-phrase that fancy stuff- basically I'm gonna freak out, but then I'm gonna calm down)

Hopefully you'll get to laugh at me, and along with me as well! 

Have fun reading.....I hope.....

p.s. yes I know that there is a narwhal as the main part of my cover but narwhals are underwater unicorns so they basically have the same properties that a unicorn has, mostly consisting of a horn, and rainbows of fabulousnessAll Rights Reserved

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