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The Life Of Muslim BTS

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This book will be based on the life of BTS, if they were Muslim. This will be a crack fic but with some basic storyline. There will be other Kpop bands with different religions.

This is not meant to offend anyone, since we are Muslim our selves, and we don't mean to offend other religions. 

Here are some questionable quotes from our book:

- Y'all can't catch me if I'm Tokyo Drifting... 
- I wanna be Ghandi... 
-anneonghasalaykum... 
-Jemapelle YERI!!! 
-'Cause I got big ass eyebrows! 
-Deja Vu... 
-Travel across the seven skies and blessed be Allah... 
-I think moto-moto likes you...

Anyway please read our story! We publish on the routine schedule of IDK and the precise strike of whenever we're free o'clock. 
Enjoy!All Rights Reserved

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Why I Loved!?? || PJM by zeromotivationtolive

"Jimin, I want to meet your wife. That's it!" "How? I'm not even married! There's no wife?" Jimin yelled back, and an instant realisation hit him. "What? You lied to me..." . . . People say one lie gives birth to another and another... Looks like it came to reality for Jimin! The web of lies around everyone grows thicker and thicker... And Jimin regrets why he ever loved!? More discription is inside the book... (Read it, I hope you'll find it interesting and fun! ｡◕‿◕｡) ~Note: English is not my first language, so sorry in advance for any grammatical errors!~ 🔹 Started: 22/June/2021 🔹 Ended: 31/July/2021

Bhool Bhulaiya || Complete by Tanni__

Wedding seasons are here!!! And this 2022, I present you another Wedding ff!!! And this is a Muslim ff. But I'm just gonna show the lifestyle I'm used to here as a Muslim. Not like the very religious Muslims. This ff is gonna be very crackhead. If you read "Bighit ke pyaar ka safar" and thought that was good, then you should read this too. cause this time, it's gonna be double dhamaal!! Cover by : @Jeon_jungkook_1890

Just Run Right by jay_anna_cali

"Running left was the worst mistake of my life." A story of two girls' life going through thick and thin together as they go through love, heartbreak, and many other events. Did I mention Bangtan Boys and Got7 is in this story? Want to know what they were like in their pre-debut days and even before that to what they are now? Wonder how these two girls get mixed up with these fourteen flower boys? If you want to know more, find out in "Just Run Right" (Title is a mixture of Got7's "Just Right" and BTS's "Run") *Trigger Warning* Excessive Drinking in some chapters ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Disclaimer: I own everything except the characters themselves, pictures used, and lyrics. If someone has the same plot, it is purely coincidental. A/N: BTS and Got7's age and debut dates will be different from real life.

Love Is Not Over by Jimochi_Jams

"You know, if you keep staring at him, you might scare him away," Jungkook says. "I'm not staring," I mumble, my eyes not leaving Jimin. "I'm simply observing the modeling process." "Whilst fantasizing about observing his OTHER processes," V says, wriggling his eyebrows at me. "Was that supposed to be an innuendo? because that really didn't sound right." - - - 'You can't like him,' I tell myself. 'You'll be touring with him soon, it'll just mess everything up.' I sigh. 'But that doesn't mean you can't admire his beauty...' I think, beginning to look over at him again. Jimin looks at me. I turn away quickly, hoping he didn't catch that. "Hey, do you want to get some lunch?" - - - What happens when an ordinary girl gets the chance to tour with the internationally successful Kpop group BTS? Well, there's a good chance she might end up falling for one of the members. But how could any of that go well when she has to deal with the new pressures of being an idol, the social skill level of negative one, and an all around awkward personality, along with several members of the band constantly getting in the way of things? When you seem to attract unfortunate situations like bees to pollen, how on earth could something like this actually work out? The answer? I have no idea. Neither do they. And that's what makes it fun. ---------- !!WARNING!! I'm keeping this story PG13 (and stray farther from that goal every chapter), but there are puns in here. Like, really bad puns. Read on, if you dare. Or don't. But please do. I'd really appreciate it. I'm desperate for reads.

Love You So Bad by euphoria-vmin7

(A BTS x Reader Fanfic) They say if you really want something, if you work hard enough, you'll get that and more. You've wanted to be an idol since you were a kid. And when you get the opportunity, you swear you'll work hard for it. But, what you didn't expect was to join one of the biggest idol groups in the world. What will happen to you in the Bangtan world? What will happen to the 7 boys you're joining? Why am I asking you all these questions? *Warning: MAY contain profanities and triggering scenes. Read only if you're comfortable.*

Disorder I | Bts X Reader ff by KyelkKim

"Something was off in her." "She doesn't know about herself?" "She's the naivest person I've ever met." ____________________ A story of a mysterious girl who's living all by herself and suddenly found some people. They were willing to help her out and to make her life brighten. But. . . . There's always a but. . . . Would her life be normal like others or would it turned to a tragedy? Would they really helped her instead of making it. Stay tuned to find out. ____________________ DISCLAIMER This ff contain violence and disturbing situations, which might seem inappropriate to some readers. (I wanna tell you all that English is not my first language and the catchy the descriptions looks here, the worst my mistakes in this ff would be, please bear my mistakes, it's a humble request from you all, I love you all, thanks for staying till now, I apologise for my mistakes again.)

bittersweet shorts by bittersweet-worlds

~short stories and poetry~ ♡ ♡ My collection of bts short stories, with little to no editing and only a few spur the moment ideas. It's a lovely dumpster fire that I sincerely pray you'll enjoy. My updates aren't regular, as this is a collection of scatter-brained ideas that have no place in a full length book for me. If you like, add a comment on one of the stories and ask to use it in your own full-length book. I'd love nothing more than to see one of my spur the moment ideas come to life, but PLEASE give me credit for the idea, and please don't take any of my writings, only the ideas. If you steal my writings without my knowing, I will not hesitate to have your book removed/reported :) Please, just ask! + Lengths + - 3500-4500 words on average - + Includes + - Nyctophilia - - Hiraeth - - A Sonnet - - An Ode - - Run Me Through -

Fear, Sugar, Lust - (SOPE & NAMJIN) by GiGiShipsIt

-What will Hoseok and Jin give in to, in order to be free?- Started: 31/08/19 Contains SMUT 🔞 Jung Hoseok, a broke college student gets kidnapped the same night Doctor Kim Seokjin also gets kidnapped. This because of a huge misunderstanding. Coincidence is, they're both made captives of very powerful, wealthy and influential men. Min Yoongi and Kim Namjoon are both CEOs of two different companies that are linked by a partnership deal. These two are friends and are both involved in the Mafia business, unbeknownst to the outside world. What happens when these powerful men end up with handsome and innocent prisoners? ----- #PowerBottomHoseok (Only in this fanfic. He's a top in my other fanfics). ----- Ended: 28/09/19 #Yoonseok #Namjin #Vkook #Jikook

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"I work at a day care" "I thought you hated kids" "at least I don't have a creepy obsession with kids" Lmao this book isn't meant to offend anyone, it is just for comedy and funny purposes to cheer u up or to make u laugh. Enjoy.

girls of effulgence | bts by spoonfulofyoongi

Ever heard of too much of a good thing? Well, take your ears somewhere else. It's not here. At least, not anymore. Seven girls spread over different parts of the world, like uneven and chunky peanut butter. Each and every day, they live, being the nicest, kindest, most virtuous girls one could imagine. They work at smelly nursing homes, scatological Goodwills, any place where the normal person would not be caught dead at. Of course, these girls aren't normal as one would inspect upon their practically haloed heads. And the boys going after them aren't either. Seven boys spread across parts of the world, quite close to the girls, like slick and shiny jam. These boys are the definition of issues. In fact, they are the very sins that The Christian Orthodox Church warned people about. They are lustful, they are greedy, and most importantly, they need haircuts. But that's later. The Seven Deadly Sins are here, on the very Earth that the Seven Contrary Virtues are on, and one could say it's not coincidental at all. And they're here for powers that the girls don't even know they have. Why? Because they're The Seven Deadly Sins, and that's what they do. That's one sticky peanut butter and jelly sandwich. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ © spoonfulofyoongi, 2018. All rights reserved. BTS Fantasy AU | completed. Cover by @SEASONIES Book Start Date: 10/13/16 Book End Date: 2/18/18 100k reads on 7/21/20

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Why I Loved!?? || PJM

"Jimin, I want to meet your wife. That's it!" "How? I'm not even married! There's no wife?" Jimin yelled back, and an instant realisation hit him. "What? You lied to me..." . . . People say one lie gives birth to another and another... Looks like it came to reality for Jimin! The web of lies around everyone grows thicker and thicker... And Jimin regrets why he ever loved!? More discription is inside the book... (Read it, I hope you'll find it interesting and fun! ｡◕‿◕｡) ~Note: English is not my first language, so sorry in advance for any grammatical errors!~ 🔹 Started: 22/June/2021 🔹 Ended: 31/July/2021