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morgan leblanc is 14 twin sister to celab leblanc

Somewhere in the country of Orinthal raced a car across the wet road, tyres slipping and spluttering mud everywhere. "I am going to die." Simon yelled as he gripped the seatbelt. "You are not going to die." Kai muttered under her breath as she battled with the steering wheel. "I am going to die because of you!" "I think that concussion has flipped the logic in your brain." "You crashed my wedding!" Simon yelped as a bullet pierced through the leather of headrest, a mere few inches from his own head. "I did not crash. Our mom invited me. YOU invited me, remember?" "Sorry if I cannot remember my mistake when there are hitmen chasing us and trying to kill me." "You won't die." "How do you know that?!" "Because I will slit their throats before they even touch you."

sos im next callies going to eat me -iris-chan

In this story, we follow the lives of various old BFDI RCs while they live their lives on Object City. (This story doesn't have a cover yet)

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"Hey, are you okay?. He asked, I was so dumb with words right now I was too last into those most beautiful sapphire eyes I ever saw...

Desde la cuna, Jeon Jungkook y Kim Taehyung nacieron para competir. Dos casas pegadas. Dos familias en guerra eterna. Dos facultades rivales en la misma universidad. Pero el destino tiene sentido del humor: Un departamento al frente del otro. Ventanas que nunca se cerraron del todo. Y un secreto que empezó con una pelota... y una guitarra. "En público, nos odiamos. En privado... tal vez no."

Felix' isn't what you thought he is. With that deep voice, he keeps his head down, be the smaller person 'cause that's what his attitude is. But what will happen when he meets his pretty TA? he became smaller. Although the relationship between them aren't that special- Felix found a way to make it seem more.. extraordinary.

hahahahah,BTS ,HAHAHA NT:ATTENTION PLS THESE JOKES DO NOT BELONG TO ME !!!! ALLL CREDITS GO TO THE CREATORS!!!!!