The Disguise: A Drarry Angst Crack Fic

In the last month of the holidays every year, Draco Malfoy makes his way to Diagon Alley to have his hair dyed. However, none of the other Hogwarts pupils are aware of the fact because Draco wears a sneaky disguise to cover that his real hair colour is not bleach friggin'
blonde.

Until one day a certain sexy lightning-scarred Chosen One bumps into him in the street...

NOTES:

I was dared to write this fic. It's not serious, I don't even ship Drarry lmao. Hope you can still enjoy it. Btw there are slight allusions to 'graphic content' (mostly innuendos).