Aliana Williams is your average, blushes-way-too-easily, tomato ketchup obsessed, teenage girl who can impressively make up her own language and look constipated in any conversation.
It's a gift.
She's been blessed with an awful amount of luck from the God of Stupidity, introversion is her shit and public humiliation may be the only time she's been noticed; the only thing Aliana can't seem to be blessed with is the true luxury her heart fully yearns for - the UUC.
That's right, her Ultimate, Unrequited Crush.
Being a sufferer of forgettable face syndrome, there's only one way to go about it. Embarrass the hell out of what's left of her dignity and act like a complete failure.
...Well, she doesn't really need to try for the last one.
Side effects may include: Anxiety, tingles, depression, frustration, urges to kill, probably gas, horniness, a bad case of loneliness, verbal diarrhoea, did I mention death?