After the events in New York and Germany concerning Loki, the prince of a foreign realm and an extra-terrestrial terrorist, things are a little uncertain all over the world. But it's worse for (Y/N) when that very same Asgardian prince crashes down in her front paddock, especially since she has absolutely no idea how to handle Loki's sarcastic personality and snobby ways. Note: please don't read this one if you're under 16, 15 absolute minimum. It's not appropriate and it makes me very uncomfortable to see actual children in my comment section. Please respect that and come back when you've grown up a little, I'm not going anywhere and neither is this fic. *most characters and some events belong to Stan Lee (may his soul forever be at peace) and Marvel Studios* RECENTLY UNDERGONE MAJOR RE-EDITING (it's practically a different story, and it's infinitely better than before)