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حلال Jokes

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Some halal jokes to get all your troubles off your mind, and have a laugh with your brothers and sisters. ❤All Rights Reserved

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꧁𝓚𝓱𝓪𝓷-𝓼𝓱𝓮𝓲𝓴 𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓪𝓷➹✾ by author_imagine

𝕳𝖊𝖎𝖗𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝖐𝖍𝖆𝖓 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖘𝖍𝖊𝖎𝖐 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖑𝖎 ...✿ ❥ 𓆩༢࿔ྀુ ❥

Qulsum by Royal7

Qulsum Abi is going through a lot. Her step mother only favors Qulsum's step sisters and brother Worst part is they become great actors in front of her father. Married off to a Rich, controlling, disrespectful,careless and Possessive Man.She can't stand his presence and he can't stand hers. Until their stories slowly start to unfold. Most people say mother in laws are tough to be around but for her She sees her mother in law as her very own mother. Who welcomes her, cherish's her and cares for her. But Qulsum can see beyond that happiness she sees emptiness in her eyes and decides to take action to her mother's sadness. Bring a family together again. Maybe just maybe she can get her jerk of a husband to take counselling.

The Stars Have Eyes ✓ by hkoriginal

A Mafia Romcom ••• "Yara, I'll give you anything if you stop crying."He pleaded for sake of his poor eardrums. "If I stopped crying you will divorce me?" She asked hopefully. "NO." And her pitch increased tenfold. Faaz understood that his plan won't be as smooth as he supposed it to be. He has married a combination of drama queen and crybaby. His life will be soon converted into an Indian soap with lots of rona-dhona. By the way, what will be it's title? Yara Ka Sasural Faaz Ki Dulhania Sath Nibhana Mafia Mafia Vadhu Can anything be more hilarious? ••• Started on January 11, 2022 Ended on May 3, 2022

Just Be Friends by AlhenaAlana

"I won't complain if you don't provide me with nutella. I won't complain if you don't buy me Victoria's Secret lingerie. I won't complain if you sit on the wardrobe. I won't complain if you join street fighting. I won't complain if you ask me to have less than fifteen babies. I'm ready to compromise with everything because... All I want is just you." And with that she fell off the stage, flat on her face. Brushing off the laughs from everyone, she gets up and walk towards him. He knew he didn't love her. But he couldn't either deny the love she held for him, nor accept his heart to love her. (Extended summary inside) * Bored reading emotional and nerve wrecking stories? Fed up crying over heartbreaking stories? Mood swings caused by grief stricken stories? Want to experience a good humorous laugh? If your answers to the above questions are 'yes', then you stopped at the right place. Cover by: @numerals

Whispers Of Heart by Author_arii

The story mainly revolves around Minal Shah whose siblings left her 18 years ago at the age of eight and left to London..... Dive in to know how she cope up with the ups and downs of life. A Saga between Shah's and Shergill's ...A Saga ofSibling bonds, Love, Family Relations, Romance, Mystery and Secrets, Bonds of Heart and Souls, Relishing new bonds ......and much more. ♤ The story will pickup it's pace after a few chapters so your patience is needed to get onto the actual plot.....the story has too much in it which starts after a few of chapters ❤️ ♤ ⚠️ THE STORY CONTAINS SOME SENSITIVE TOPICS IF ANY ONE OF YOU IS UNCOMFORTABLE THEN PLEASE SKIP OR AVOID READING THOSE PARTS........WARNINGS ARE MENTIONED AT THE START OF THE SENSITIVE CHAPTERS.⚠️ ⚠️ This Story is purely MY Imagination...The plot , the Story , The Dialogues all are mine ....So please avoid Copying my work ⚠️ *Picture of Book Cover is from Pinterest* * All the pictures used in this book are taken from Pinterest credits to the rightful owner. * Started: 20th August, 2024 Ended: 10th January, 2025

The Delivery Guy ✔ by LihaMirza

↱ 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗚𝘂𝘆 ↰ ↳ A S H O R T S T O R Y ↲ ❛I'll be going to charge you extra ,if you gawk me like that.❜ ❛Only if you want to get a hit on your head with my brand new shoe.❜ ❖❖❖ ❛❛Didn't you already received an order at 11 in the morning? It's 5 in the evening, how much do you order, huh?❜❜ ❛❛I already said, I'm a lifestyle blogger but that's nothing to do with you, just do your work with deliveries, 𝘋𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘎𝘶𝘺!.❜❜ ❛❛Even though I 'already' said, I'll repeat it again for the nth time, I'm Not 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘎𝘶𝘺!❜❜ ❖❖❖ ❛Don't Worry, I won't charge you extra for gawking me like that.❜ ❛Sadly, I don't have any brand new shoe to hit your head with.❜ . ×------× #01 in 𝗙𝘂𝗻𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 102 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 on 23/01/22 #01 in 𝗕𝗹𝗼𝗴𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 3.62𝘬 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 on 21/11/21 #02 in 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 3.62𝘬 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 on 17/08/21. #03 in 𝗕𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 116 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 on 23/01/22. #03 in 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 3.62𝘬 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 on 06/07/21. #04 in 𝗕𝗹𝗼𝗴𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 866 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 on 20/01/22 #04 in 𝗙𝘂𝗻𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 102 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘯 20.01.22. #05 in 𝗕𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 116 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 on 20/01/22. #06 in 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 3.62𝘬 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 on 13/06/21. © LihaMirza.

My Revert Story by heavenvoice24

وَٱصْبِرْ فَإِنَّ ٱللَّهَ لَا يُضِيعُ أَجْرَ ٱلْمُحْسِنِينَ And be steadfast in patience, for verily Allah will not suffer the reward of the righteous to perish Short revert stories..... The collection of different reverts, knowing about their life and difficulties they face. Aiming to encourage as much as people possible. Anyone can read it, your comments mean a lot, share it may be someone will benefit. Based on real life stories.... Do not mention the names of the reverts, if you know them personally. Respect their privacy. Please leave a word for your revert friends here, alhamdulillah they read it Feel free to dm your stories

~Ladders Of Love~ by aynwrites_05

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𝕳𝖊𝖎𝖗𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝖐𝖍𝖆𝖓 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖘𝖍𝖊𝖎𝖐 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖑𝖎 ...✿ ❥ 𓆩༢࿔ྀુ ❥