Yes, I lost my father when I was a child. Yes, I have a stepmother who looks like a witch and treats me like a piece of trash Yes, I have two annoying fucking step sisters who just wouldn't shut up Yes, my life's like a shitty Cinderella fairy tale but it isn't, really, wanna know why? My fucking Prince Charming is nowhere to be found, he might be out there flirting with some blonde Barbie from the other side of the country while I'm stuck here, cleaning the crap out of my mess. Who needs him anyways? Certainly, not me. No, my name's not Cinderella, I mean who the fuck would name their child Cinderella? My name's Arabella Felicite Burke, but you can call me Bella.