Ben and Chris the two bros of Pawnee Indiana Chris CalBONES Ben and Ben CalMOANS then calJOANCALAMEZO uses her calPHONE to call the calPOLICE so they would calSTONE ben and chris for being calHOMOSEXUAL read to find out more (this is ironic me and my friend made the first chapter like a year ago or something again this totally ironic)