"Eew mom no, Mark and I are just friends!"
"That's literally what I said to your grandma 20 years ago."
"MOM-"
"Okay, gotta blast. Have fun! Also use protection!"
"I SWEAR-"
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"i know you have a lot of horrible traits, but i didn't know you were a pervert."
"na fucking jaemin, what about closing the fucking door when you shower."
"uhm, excuse me, i live here?"
"so do i, asshole."