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Last published Sun, Sep 15, 2019
in meiner schulzeit gibt und gab es sehr viele ironische, lustige und dumme aussagen. Irgendwann habe ich beschlossen mit zuschreiben und hier sind sie meine gesammelten klassen Zitate!
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𝐍𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐒 | 𝐣. 𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐞
𝐣𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐱 𝐟𝐞𝐦! 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 * 𝒐𝒉, (𝒚/𝒏)? 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒐𝒕, 𝒔𝒉𝒆'𝒔 𝒕𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒏 𝒂 𝒃𝒂𝒈 𝒐𝒇 𝒏𝒂𝒊𝒍𝒔, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒘𝒊𝒄𝒆 𝒂𝒔 𝒎𝒆𝒂𝒏, 𝒕𝒐𝒐. 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒔𝒉𝒆'𝒔 𝒂 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍 𝒅𝒐𝒍𝒍 𝒐𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒉𝒆𝒓. ...𝒊𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒗𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝒆𝒏𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉. * 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐞, 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬, 𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫, 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝, 𝐢𝐧𝐣𝐮𝐫𝐲, 𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐬, 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐞𝐱, 𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬, 𝐣𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐞, 𝐢 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠, 𝐞𝐭𝐜.Complete
𝑀𝑦 𝐶𝑢𝑡𝑒 𝑆𝑘𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑏𝑜𝑦❤︎{𝑅𝑒𝑘𝑖 𝑥 𝐹𝑒𝑚! 𝑆ℎ𝑦 𝑅𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟}
I decided to do this since i was bored like always and my friends said to do a reki story so here i am 𝐘/𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐬, 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 6, 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥. 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐭 𝐚 𝐬𝐤𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐑𝐞𝐤𝐢 𝐊𝐲𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐤𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝.☆ 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚍𝚎: 𝑲𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑭𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑴𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒔𝒖𝒊𝒄𝒊𝒅𝒆 𝑭𝒍𝒖𝒇𝒇 𝑪𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗱: 𝗝𝘂𝗹𝘆 18ᵗʰ, 2021 𝗘𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗱: 𝗡𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿 12ᵗʰ, 2021Complete
~𝓐𝓶𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓭𝓮 𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸𝓷~ ••𝓢𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻••
Amour de Demon:Meaning: 𝕯𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖘 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊 Book 1| "You. You're a fucking nun." "What's that to you?" "What the fuck do you mean; what's that to you? Fucking nun." He was just standing there in the limelight by the door appearing beyond the threshold. His face looked like he thought it was a joke at first, but now realizing... That he was fucked. "Yep! And shes going to be living with us!" Sarvante yelled out happily tucking some stray hair out of my face and into my veil. "Fuck that I'm moving out." I heard the sound of loud bickering as I turned my head towards the cross whispering a prayer. I turned around and my eyes met his. And for a brief momment we had both came to the realization that... "There is no way in Heaven or Hell that we would ever get along." ⚠ Warning! Cussing and teenage themes! NO SMUT! No lemons! Lemon monsters? Maybe. But lemons no.⚠ Ranks Im proud of!: *These are subjected to change!* #69 in Selever #1 in Sarvante #1 in Seleverxreader #1 in Razazy #1 in Midfight Masses #8 in Friday #10 in Ruvzvat #29 in FNF #126 in gaming! And #15 in xreader!Complete
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"𝑱𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌 𝒖𝒑 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒐𝒏 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒃𝒂𝒅 𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆. 𝑶𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒅𝒐, 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆'𝒔 𝒏𝒐 𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒌." 𝐕𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬! 𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐮𝐯𝐚 𝐁𝐨𝐬𝐬 𝐱 𝐅𝐞𝐦! 𝐑𝐞 𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫Complete
ᴘᴇᴀᴄᴇ | ( ᴛᴘɴ x ᴍ!ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ x ᴋɴʏ ) ⓓⓘⓢⓒⓞⓝⓣⓘⓝⓤⓔⓓ
ⓓⓘⓢⓒⓞⓝⓣⓘⓝⓤⓔⓓ ˚ ༘✶ ⋆｡˚ ⁀➷ αη єує ƒσя αη єує. α ℓєg ƒσя α ℓєg. α ѕнσт ιη тнє нєαят ∂σєѕη'т мαкє ιт υη-вяєαк. ʏ/ɴ ᴡᴀs ᴀ ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ʙᴏʏ ʙᴏʀɴ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀʀᴀᴅɪsᴇ-ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴏғ ɢʀᴀᴄᴇ ғɪᴇʟᴅ. ғᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴇᴀʟᴛʜʏ ғᴏᴏᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʀᴇᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʙᴜᴛ ʟᴏᴠᴇ. ɪᴛ ɪs ᴀ ʟɪғᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴄᴀɴ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ ᴏғ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴄᴀɴ sᴜᴄʜ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜɪs, ᴀʟᴍᴏsᴛ ᴛᴏᴏ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴛʀᴜᴇ, ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ʙᴇ ᴀs ᴛʜᴇʏ sᴇᴇᴍ? ɴᴏ ᴏɴᴇ ᴋɴᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛʜɪs sᴍᴏᴏᴛʜ ʏᴇᴛ ʀᴇsɪʟɪᴇɴᴛ ʙᴏʏ ᴄᴀᴍᴇ ғʀᴏᴍ. ᴍᴜᴄʜ ʟᴇss ʜᴏᴡ ʜᴇ ʜᴀᴅ sᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴇᴅ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜɪs ʟᴏɴɢ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏᴏᴅs, ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ. sᴏʀɪɴ's ᴀ ᴍʏsᴛᴇʀɪᴏᴜs ʙᴏʏ, ᴀɴ ᴇᴀsʏ-ɢᴏɪɴɢ sᴍɪʟᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴀsᴜᴀʟ ᴀᴛᴛɪᴛᴜᴅᴇ sᴇᴇᴍs ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏᴏᴅs ᴏᴜᴛsɪᴅᴇ ᴏғ ɢʀᴀᴄᴇ ғɪᴇʟᴅ. ᴄᴀɴ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴛʀᴜsᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴄʜᴀʀᴍɪɴɢ ʀᴏᴜɢᴇ ᴏʀ ᴅᴏᴇs ᴛʜᴀᴛ sᴡᴇᴇᴛ sᴍɪʟᴇ ᴄᴀʀʀʏ sᴏᴍᴇ sɪɴɪsᴛᴇʀ ᴍᴏᴛɪᴠᴇ ʙᴇʜɪɴᴅ ɪᴛ? ｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ : 04 / 07 / 2022 ᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ : ᴄʀᴇᴅɪᴛs ɪɴ ʙᴏᴏᴋ!Complete!["My Little Monster~"|| Selever X Reader [DISCONTINUED]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/268673945-256-k202187.jpg)
"My Little Monster~"|| Selever X Reader [DISCONTINUED]
Hello! This is my first book so there will probably be some Errors but i'll try my best to fix it. Also English is not my native language so pardon my bad grammar😅😅😅 . Anyway here are some keywords: (Y/N) = Your Name (L/N) = Last Name (H/C) = Hair Colour (H/L) = Hair Length (F/C) = Favourite Colour (S/F/C) = Second Favourite Colour (F/F) = Favorite Food (F/D) = Favourite Drink (F/S) =Favourite Sweet (B/N) = Brother's Name (M/N) = Mother's Name (F/N) = Father's Name __________________________________________________________________________________ You're on college btw and (Y/N) is female. here's a peek at my book. _________________________________________It was a sunday morning and you were making lunch for you and you're roommates. Suddenly you got a call from the headmaster saying that you and your roommates would be having a new roommate and that they would be arriving after lunch. ~Time Skip~ You were playing video games on the couch when you heard a knock on the door. You were confused on why there were knocking on the door because it was Sunday and most of the students were out doing god knows what. Then you suddenly remembered that the headmaster told you that you were having a new roommate today. You opened the door and you see a cute half human half demon boy. "Oh! You must be our new roommate. Nice to meet you, My name's (Y/N) (L/N)." You introduced yourself. "Sup cutie. The names Selever nice to meet you." ............... That's all folks! If you want more of this story, I suggest you read this book. Edit: Just a fair warning. Some chapters may have been jumbled Because of an error so please check the chapters before you read them please.Complete
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