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ironie klasse lustig schule spaß zitate

in meiner schulzeit gibt und gab es sehr viele ironische, lustige und dumme aussagen. Irgendwann habe ich beschlossen mit zuschreiben und hier sind sie meine gesammelten klassen Zitate!
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