Far Cry Five x Shovels
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Complete Wed, Jan 30, 201920m
Shovels in Far Cry Five That are kicking gum and chewing ass. Crap! They're all out of ass!
I don't own Far Cry Five, Ubi Does
This is my first story so please be nice. 😅
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