The Positively Private Pandemonium Of Penelope Parker

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"This was not how I planned my day to go. I guess I should try to explain."

Penelope Parker's life is about to change on the day her best friend finds a dead body in her back garden. 

Accompanied by her best friends Ivy, Jenkie And Kit, Will Penelope be able to solve the murder before the consequences catch up to her? 

Set in the reality of modern teenage England, what could possibly go wrong?

12+ (underage drinking, smoking, swearing, mental disorders, mild gore)All Rights Reserved

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