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Dave and derp's shenaniganz

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Dave: DERP
Derp: wat?
Dave:where is le MALK?
Derp:idk do you know
Derp:(is bitch slapped by dave)
Dave: (falls on his butt)
tim:wth is happening in here?????
billy: OMFG LMAO 
dave: (squirming around on the kitchen floor)
derp: (hysterically laughing at currently ded dave)
dave: help me
derp: (still laughing)
dave: *screeching*
derp: ok--Ok!!! heh!
dave: (is picked up by derp)
dave: thanks you dumbass
derp: your welcome you crazy ginger
Dave: (screeching in anger)
tim: shut up!!!!!!!
dave: (stops in silence)
billy: (adjusts le shower cap)
dave: (crawls in to a corner)
derp: you are absolutely crazy dave.All Rights Reserved

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