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40 Ways To Annoy Dave Mustaine
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EAKitty
Complete, First published Feb 01, 2019
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Here you can find ways to annoy the Megadeth frontman. Don't actually do these things to him. He won't be too happy to say the least. Dave if you somehow find this story, I am so sorry. This is meant to be a joke.
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˚ ✷ ˖ ▎𝑾𝑶𝑳𝑽𝑬𝑺 𝑨𝑴𝑶𝑵𝑮 𝑼𝑺 ᵐᵉᵗᵃˡˡⁱᶜᵃ ᵖʳᵉᶠᵉʳᵉⁿᶜᵉˢ by Iittlereapers
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⭒°˖⋆ 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒 . ʻ 𝔩𝔦𝔣𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔰 𝔴𝔢 𝔩𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔦𝔱 𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔴𝔞𝔶 ‚ 【 𝖜𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊 𝖎 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖛𝖎𝖉𝖊 𝖕𝖗𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖋𝖆𝖛𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖊 𝖇𝖔𝖞𝖘 . 】©𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟗
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in which Dave Mustaine falls in love with the destructible Silver valentine .
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he could see right through her facade, and she didn't like that. no matter how many times she tried to push him away, he kept coming back.
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"𝙄𝙩'𝙨 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙄 𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚, 𝙄 𝙘𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙞𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙖𝙮" ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ★彡𝑰𝑵 𝑾𝑯𝑰𝑪𝑯↴彡★ 𝐈 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐬 ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ~𝑹𝑬𝑸𝑼𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑺 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑶𝑷𝑬𝑵~ 𝑫𝑰𝑺𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑰𝑴𝑬𝑹: 𝑰 𝑫𝑶 𝑵𝑶𝑻 𝑶𝑾𝑵 𝑨𝑵𝒀 𝑶𝑭 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑩𝑨𝑵𝑫𝑺, 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑺, 𝑺𝑶𝑵𝑮𝑺, 𝑬𝑻𝑪. 𝑰 𝑶𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑶𝑾𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑺𝑬 𝑰𝑴𝑨𝑮𝑰𝑵𝑬𝑺 𝑨𝑵𝑫 𝑺𝑻𝑶𝑹𝒀𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑬𝑺
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𝕭𝖆𝖈𝖐𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖌𝖊 𝕱𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖗 | Dave Mustaine x Reader (F) by Thrashdxll
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˚ ✷ ˖ ▎𝑾𝑶𝑳𝑽𝑬𝑺 𝑨𝑴𝑶𝑵𝑮 𝑼𝑺 ᵐᵉᵗᵃˡˡⁱᶜᵃ ᵖʳᵉᶠᵉʳᵉⁿᶜᵉˢ cover
IN MY DARKEST HOUR (DAVE MUSTAINE) cover
fade to black | james hetfield [1] cover
《𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇》𝑹𝒐𝒄𝒌/𝑴𝒆𝒕𝒂𝒍 𝑰𝒎𝒂𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒔 cover
the unforgiven | james hetfield [2] cover
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𝕭𝖆𝖈𝖐𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖌𝖊 𝕱𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖗 | Dave Mustaine x Reader (F) cover
𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐢𝐬𝐭'𝐬 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐚 || 𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖔 𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖊𝖓𝖔 cover
Fading to Black // Kirk Hammett cover
In My Hour of Need cover

˚ ✷ ˖ ▎𝑾𝑶𝑳𝑽𝑬𝑺 𝑨𝑴𝑶𝑵𝑮 𝑼𝑺 ᵐᵉᵗᵃˡˡⁱᶜᵃ ᵖʳᵉᶠᵉʳᵉⁿᶜᵉˢ

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⭒°˖⋆ 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒 . ʻ 𝔩𝔦𝔣𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔰 𝔴𝔢 𝔩𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔦𝔱 𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔴𝔞𝔶 ‚ 【 𝖜𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊 𝖎 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖛𝖎𝖉𝖊 𝖕𝖗𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖋𝖆𝖛𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖊 𝖇𝖔𝖞𝖘 . 】©𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟗

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