Funny quotes
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Last published Thu, Jun 19, 2014
This book has QUOTES in it...funny or serious... DISCLAMER.... I DONT OWN MOST OF THESE QUOTES. IF THEY ARE MY QUOTES THE SIGNATURE WILL BE: I_need_peace_serum I hope you enjoy these quotes They won't all be funny some will be serious.. hope you enjoy luv u guys
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