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"HEY, NO ONLINE DATING!" Albert screams into his built in microphone. "THIS ISN'T MEEPCITY, NOOBLET!" He lets out a duck sounding laugh.

Albert smacks the "noodle head" with the Golden Steampunk Glove gear. The girl goes flying and explodes in mid-air. 

The live chat speeds up. Neither of the two pay attention to it.
This is the first time they've streamed in a long while, they weren't going to ruin it with idiotic questions or Jalbert shippers...

'Jailbert donated $20!' Jakes' computer speakers spoke.

 Jake read the username over and over again. Jailbert? Is that a "couple" name for me and Albert? What the fuck, people actually think we're a thing? 

"Hey chat, do you guys actually think "Jalbert" is real? C'mon guys," Jake speaks in a murmur, quite annoyed. 

"I do," Albert chimes in.All Rights Reserved

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