Harry the Hippy
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Fearing Harry negatively influencing Dudley with his freakishness the Dursleys soon decided they should not be attending the same school. Thus, Harry was thrown into the only other public option in the area, a alternative Steiner school focused on creativity and self-management.
Hogwarts is not ready for a rather Hippy Harry with a far too chilled out attitude and a nasty habit of pointing out the flaws in Hogwarts' education. Not to mention, somehow the crazy boy convinced the hat to let him go into Slytherin despite his utter lack of slyness and ambition. Chaos ensures.
A bit of a crackfic.
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