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The Life of a Potato

Firefly_Carnelian

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Reads 93
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Parts 2
Time 7m

Firefly_Carnelian

comedy completed food funny potato random sad

Cover image is not mine. Short story.

Yam the potato is hopeful about life. One day, Yam gets picked to be sold at the supermarket. Follow the story of a hopeful potato that is highly adventurous.

"Despite the title's pretty appearance, my story is not so pretty. My name is Yam. I am a potato."

I thought of this while peeling potatoes. I am not ashamed! 😃😁

!WARNING! 
!CONTAINS POTATO ABUSE!

Started and Finished: Sunday 3rd February 2019All Rights Reserved

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